Perspective #87
The Great Flush Out
If you have traveled to Japan in this century, you know that their toilet seats are not merely warm and comfortable; they are a wonder. Even Switzerland is so dedicated to comfort that they forbid toilet flushing after 10 PM to avoid disturbing the neighbors in their many apartment buildings. Google it. A young Gen Alpha guy has gone viral with a nasty proposal. What’s up? Keep reading.
A combination of the Minnesota welfare fraud, the massive Epstein revelations concerning the elite, the impotence of Congress, the recklessness of presidents with pens, the chaos among the leaders of Europe, and the inability of the UN to raise even a peep against Medero or Putin (one peep to Iran) has led to a growing movement among Gen Alpha.
What movement? To encourage all fed-up Americans to flush their toilets at some given moment.
“It’s time,” our guy said, “for the post-WW2 elites to disband and go home in one great flush.”
Is this just some young hot head with a stunt? No. Consider Lech Walesa, a man at the other end of the spectrum of age, experience, and wisdom. He is the Polish leader who, along with a President, the Pope, and a Prime Minister, brought down the Soviets in the 1980s. Walesa is still alive. He said,
“Before there were the sort of media outlets that there are today, the masses believed in politicians and believed in democracy. But now they can see what’s really going on behind the scenes, how politicians behave, and they’ve grown deeply cynical.” (WSJ. Feb 14, 2026 interview with T. Varadarajan)
Social critic of the left, Bill Maher, reflecting on the billowing Epstein news, almost apologized for dissing the cringe-inducing QAnons for their bizarre, but now credible, accusations of elite pedo rings.
The Gen-Alpha activist is Oliver Dalrymple. He has had such an immense response to his posts and videos that he is now calling for 8 PM (EDT) Tuesday, April 2, as the time for that nasty protest. He wants everyone in America to flush their toilets at once. This would be about six times larger than the slightly staggered but famous halftime flush during the Super Bowl.
The stated goal is to simulate the need to flush out the corrupt and incompetent in government and business. It is also a serious threat because if even 40% of Americans flushed a toilet at the same time, the impact would primarily be a massive sewage backup. Does that sound small? The immense volume could (mostly) be handled, but it would take a couple of hours or so to clear. That would put a lot of sewage in many low-lying basements and would likely cause other nasty consequences, including the breakage of weak pipes in many municipal sewer systems. Such a sewer break had a massive impact on the Potomac River near the Clara Barton Parkway on January 19. A second flood (600k gal) hit the Potomac in February.
Warm and comfortable as in Japan? A delicacy not to be violated after 10 pm? No. “This would be a stinking cataract, symbolic of the waste and failure,” as Dalrymple said, “of powerful leaders who have grown arrogant and hide behind immense bureaucracies that have finally reached the breaking point.”
As with many things that appear on April 1, there’s no need to Google it. Have a nice day.